Funny Definitions






School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays







Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich








Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills








Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters








Divorce: Future tense of Marriage








Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower








Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"








Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present








Dictionary : A place where success comes before work








Father: A banker provided by nature








Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught








Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early

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NOOR

You're so Welcome Dear Isabelle

Thanx for making this stop

Glad that you liked the subject

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NOOR

Hey dear Noor

This topic is so funny

I really enjoyed readin those Funny Definitions

I liked this one the most

Father: A banker provided by nature

Thank you Dear...See ya

Hiiii Sweet Angelica

Ahaaa ... indeed ... The father is like that


May God bless our fathers and keep them safe

Miss you Dady

Thanx Dear for this nice presence

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NOOR