Its all about Wives

Wasiim_Beirut · 06-06-2007

Your friend Wasim is thinking to marry means he needs a wife

A friend knew my intention so he send me this email

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor

I asked her, "Where's the car

She replied, "In the lake

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate

So I got myself two girlfriends

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted

The next day he received a hundred letters

They all said the same: "You can have mine

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men

It only seems longer

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

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Do you like it

Be calm girls

Marvellous Girl · 06-06-2007

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

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OooKkk

So that what they call striking back
???
!!!

But don't forget when you find yourself a wife to invite us ... We ... the girls of the language forum

And i'll be at your wedding for sure ... With all these subjects you've published about

Women ... Marriage

It's gonna be hell of a party

Hehehe ... Evil Me

Thanx Wasiimo for this sharing ... i really really enjoyed it and had a pleasant time reading

Waiting for more dangerous ones

Have a Great Time
NOOR

Isabelle · 06-06-2007

OoOoOoOoOps

I think the war burns now you're going to marry and your attacking women

It's dangerous man you have to change the tune or no girl will accept your request

To be a handsome man is not enough dude believe me ,it's a belle advice

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ok tell us when you did it to congratulate and I may be at the party or the hell party as

Noor said

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Truely it was alot of fun to read your sharing

hey friend we missed yours

waitin for more

Angelic-Vampire · 06-06-2007

oopppppppppsssssssss
You are goin to marry....I think any lady will open this page and read what you've just wrote.....Waht do you think will happen...????

Well well
After all I can agree with you in one thing,,,

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

So be careful.....

Thank you for this nice topic Dear
Waitin for more
Be safe

**لين** · 06-07-2007

LooooooooooooooooooooooooL

What is this Wasiim Beirut

I can't imagine how will be your future with marriage

with all these thoughts

Any way you are a cool guy

thanks for your subject

06-06-2007	#1
Wasiim_Beirut «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Jul 2006 المشاركات: 906	Its all about Wives Your friend Wasim is thinking to marry means he needs a wife A friend knew my intention so he send me this email My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way ********** My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met ******** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong ******** I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor I asked her, "Where's the car She replied, "In the lake ******** The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret ******** I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her ******** My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate So I got myself two girlfriends ******** Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished ******** A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying ******** A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted The next day he received a hundred letters They all said the same: "You can have mine ********** * It's not true that married men live longer than single men It only seems longer ************ * Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible ************ * A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead ********** The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ********** Do you like it Be calm girls __________________ I hold it true, whate'er befall I feel it, when I sorrow most 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all Alfred Tennyson - 1850 قوم فوت نام وصير حلام انو بلدنا صارت بلد

06-06-2007	#3
Isabelle ملاك المنتدى تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 محل السكن: lebanese lives in Australia المشاركات: 16,524	OoOoOoOoOps I think the war burns now you're going to marry and your attacking women It's dangerous man you have to change the tune or no girl will accept your request To be a handsome man is not enough dude believe me ,it's a belle advice hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ok tell us when you did it to congratulate and I may be at the party or the hell party as Noor said hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Truely it was alot of fun to read your sharing hey friend we missed yours waitin for more __________________

06-07-2007	#5
لين مشرفة العام واللغات تاريخ الانضمام: Mar 2007 محل السكن: Lebanon المشاركات: 6,850	LooooooooooooooooooooooooL What is this Wasiim Beirut I can't imagine how will be your future with marriage with all these thoughts Any way you are a cool guy thanks for your subject __________________

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