An Ex- wife's revenge


she spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, and a jar of caviar

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days

Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit


Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move


A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place


The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on aPrice that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company packs everything to take to their new home
including the curtain rods
!!!

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That's why we shouldn't make any woman that angry


Best Wishes
NOOR

Yeahhhhh Sweety

Smart woman is dangerous

But angry smart woman is even more dangerous


I'm glad that you liked the subject dear

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NOOR

Thanks for the nice topic