some men won't learn

mrayedy · 01-13-2007

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Wasiim_Beirut · 01-14-2007

Hahahahhahah

This is what happens when we tell the truth

He deserves

**دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر** · 01-14-2007

Seriously , he deserves it what an abnoxious person
Thank you that was really funny

Isabelle · 01-15-2007

اقتباس:

أرسل أصلا بواسطة Wasiim_Beirut

Hahahahhahah

This is what happens when we tell the truth

He deserves

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's what happens when you don't tell the truth

Or when you don't know how to be nice with your partner

Sure he deserves

Thanx Mrayedy

That was funny

01-13-2007	#1
mrayedy «©»عاشق مبتدئ«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 المشاركات: 168	some men won't learn A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel. __________________

01-14-2007	#2
Wasiim_Beirut «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Jul 2006 المشاركات: 906	Hahahahhahah This is what happens when we tell the truth He deserves __________________ I hold it true, whate'er befall I feel it, when I sorrow most 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all Alfred Tennyson - 1850 قوم فوت نام وصير حلام انو بلدنا صارت بلد

01-14-2007	#3
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