Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

RAIVEN · 12-24-2006

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding

Older Woman: Oh, I see

Officer: Can I see your license please

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one

Officer: Don't have one

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please

Older Woman: I can't do that

Officer: Why not

Older Woman: I stole this car

Officer: Stole it

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner

Officer: You what

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle

Older woman: Is there a problem sir

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too

MORAL

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

R a i v e n

Isabelle · 12-25-2006

Well Raiven take this note

And don't mess with little old ladies

LooooooooooooooooL

But, do you see how clever women are

they walk out clean handed

Thanx Raiven for this cool sharing

Waitin for more nice ones

pure angel · 12-25-2006

loool

nice story thanks alot
have a nice time

luna · 01-02-2007

vvv nice and funny story thanx alot

**دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر** · 01-03-2007

That served him right for messing with a little old lady

I love that woman .... She is coooooooooool

Very funny post .. Thank you dear for the joke

12-24-2006	#1
RAIVEN «©»عاشق جديد«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Oct 2006 محل السكن: هنا وهناك المشاركات: 73	Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies An older lady gets pulled over for speeding Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding Older Woman: Oh, I see Officer: Can I see your license please Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one Officer: Don't have one Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please Older Woman: I can't do that Officer: Why not Older Woman: I stole this car Officer: Stole it Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner Officer: You what Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle Older woman: Is there a problem sir Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too MORAL Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies R a i v e n __________________

12-25-2006	#2
Isabelle ملاك المنتدى تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 محل السكن: lebanese lives in Australia المشاركات: 16,524	Well Raiven take this note And don't mess with little old ladies LooooooooooooooooL But, do you see how clever women are they walk out clean handed Thanx Raiven for this cool sharing Waitin for more nice ones __________________

12-25-2006	#3
pure angel «©»عاشق مبتدئ«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Dec 2006 محل السكن: MoOoN المشاركات: 114	loool nice story thanks alot have a nice time __________________

01-02-2007	#4
luna «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Nov 2006 محل السكن: Lebanon - Beirut المشاركات: 638	vvv nice and funny story thanx alot __________________ L u N a *pure* *Lebanese*

01-03-2007	#5
دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر نبع الحرف تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: عالم غريب المشاركات: 28,487 المواضيع المدونه: 1	That served him right for messing with a little old lady I love that woman .... She is coooooooooool Very funny post .. Thank you dear for the joke __________________

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