Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers

luna · 11-30-2006

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple <

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Isabelle · 11-30-2006

LoooooooooooooooL

Really really so funny

Thanx Luna for the cute sharing you

always add to our forum

Best Wishes Honey

**قيصر لبنان** · 11-30-2006

That was really funny

Thanks a lot

تحياتي

luna · 12-01-2006

Thanx alot Isabelle and kaysar for ur nice pass

forever · 12-02-2006

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooool

thnx sis i swear if i tell my partner that she will give me the biggest slap ever

liked it so much especially da sea part 1 of my friends said it once 2 agirl looooooooooooooooooooooool it was embarassing man dont remind me poor girl was crying if i was her i would kill him

any way thnx and sorry bout ma crap keep it up sis

11-30-2006	#1
luna «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Nov 2006 محل السكن: Lebanon - Beirut المشاركات: 638	Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple < GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?" Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". __________________ L u N a *pure* *Lebanese*

11-30-2006	#2
Isabelle ملاك المنتدى تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 محل السكن: lebanese lives in Australia المشاركات: 16,524	LoooooooooooooooL Really really so funny Thanx Luna for the cute sharing you always add to our forum Best Wishes Honey __________________

11-30-2006	#3
قيصر لبنان القيصر تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: في قلب لبنان المشاركات: 36,412	That was really funny Thanks a lot تحياتي __________________ ويل لامة تكثر فيها الطوائف وتخلو من الدين ويل لامة تلبس مما لا تنسج ، وتأكل مما لا تزرع، وتشرب مما لا تعصر ويل لامة تحسب المستبد بطلا"، وترى الفاتح المذل رحيما" ويل لامة تستقبل حاكمها بالتطبيل وتودعه بالصفير، لتستقبل اخر بالتطبيل والتزمير ويل لامة مقسمة الى اجزاء وكل جزء يحسب نفسه أمة جبران خليل جبران كتاب النبي لجبران خليل جبران ::::::: موضوع متجدد "متحف عطر الزنبق وساحرها للبطاقات الرومانسية" ( موضوع متجدد )

12-01-2006	#4
luna «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Nov 2006 محل السكن: Lebanon - Beirut المشاركات: 638	Thanx alot Isabelle and kaysar for ur nice pass __________________ L u N a *pure* *Lebanese*

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12-02-2006	#5
forever «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Jun 2006 محل السكن: Australia المشاركات: 558	hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooool thnx sis i swear if i tell my partner that she will give me the biggest slap ever liked it so much especially da sea part 1 of my friends said it once 2 agirl looooooooooooooooooooooool it was embarassing man dont remind me poor girl was crying if i was her i would kill him any way thnx and sorry bout ma crap keep it up sis

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