Nagging Wife

mrayedy · 11-27-2006

NAGGING WIFE

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.

Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.

At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"

"Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"

Isabelle · 11-28-2006

LoooooooooooL

That was a cool story dear

Thanx for making me laugh till my cheeks hurt

waitin for more cool ones

Bye

**قيصر لبنان** · 11-28-2006

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

تحياتي

luna · 11-29-2006

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
NICE STORY

11-27-2006	#1
mrayedy «©»عاشق مبتدئ«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 المشاركات: 168	Nagging Wife NAGGING WIFE Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"

11-28-2006	#2
Isabelle ملاك المنتدى تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 محل السكن: lebanese lives in Australia المشاركات: 16,524	LoooooooooooL That was a cool story dear Thanx for making me laugh till my cheeks hurt waitin for more cool ones Bye __________________

11-28-2006	#3
قيصر لبنان القيصر تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: في قلب لبنان المشاركات: 36,260	hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh تحياتي __________________ ويل لامة تكثر فيها الطوائف وتخلو من الدين ويل لامة تلبس مما لا تنسج ، وتأكل مما لا تزرع، وتشرب مما لا تعصر ويل لامة تحسب المستبد بطلا"، وترى الفاتح المذل رحيما" ويل لامة تستقبل حاكمها بالتطبيل وتودعه بالصفير، لتستقبل اخر بالتطبيل والتزمير ويل لامة مقسمة الى اجزاء وكل جزء يحسب نفسه أمة جبران خليل جبران كتاب النبي لجبران خليل جبران ::::::: موضوع متجدد "متحف عطر الزنبق وساحرها للبطاقات الرومانسية" ( موضوع متجدد )

11-29-2006	#4
luna «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Nov 2006 محل السكن: Lebanon - Beirut المشاركات: 638	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NICE STORY __________________ L u N a *pure* *Lebanese*

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