Jokes For you

White_Rose · 05-25-2006

Abo-El 3abid calls the telephone operator
Abo-El 3abid: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York
Operator: "Just a minute
Abo-El 3abid "Thank you
Abo-El 3abid got his answer and cut off the line

Abo-El 3abid with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But, what happened to the other ear
Abo-El 3abid: "That stupid fellow called back again loh

Why did Abo-El 3abid go to! ! a movie with his 18 friends
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars

"Why, does the parrot cost so much?" asks the man. The owner says, "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer

The man then asks about the next parrot and is told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do

To which the owner replies, "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss

[Patient: Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine
The doctor was very much pleased
He asked : Did it really help you
Patient: It helped me wonderfully.Doctor: How many bottled did you find it necessary to take
Patient: I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir

Patient: Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do
Doctor: Use a pencil till I come to see your son

Patient: Tell me how I can repay you for all your kindness
Doctor: You can pay by cash, cheque or money order

RoRo23 · 05-25-2006

very nice joks thank you

White_Rose · 05-25-2006

Thanks dear RoRo23
As you travel on life's way With its many ups and downs
Remember it's quite true to say
One smile is worth a dozen frowns
Am I true

**دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر** · 05-26-2006

You sure are true

Very wise of you... You brought back memories of long evenings listening to Abol3abed stories.

Thank you for the smile

White_Rose · 05-26-2006

Among the world's expensive things
A smile is very cheap
And when you give a smile away
You get one back to keep

Thanks for you
I'm so pleased because you liked these jokes

05-25-2006	#2
RoRo23 «©»عاشق مميز«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Mar 2006 محل السكن: في قلب من احبني المشاركات: 1,111	very nice joks thank you __________________ ٌRoro

05-25-2006	#3
White_Rose «©»عاشق مميز«©» تاريخ الانضمام: May 2006 محل السكن: Beirut Lebanon المشاركات: 1,361	Thanks dear RoRo23 As you travel on life's way With its many ups and downs Remember it's quite true to say One smile is worth a dozen frowns Am I true __________________

05-26-2006	#4
دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر نبع الحرف تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: عالم غريب المشاركات: 28,487 المواضيع المدونه: 1	You sure are true Very wise of you... You brought back memories of long evenings listening to Abol3abed stories. Thank you for the smile __________________

أدوات الموضوع
عرض نسخة للطبع إرسال هذه الصفحة إلى بريد إلكتروني
أنماط العرض
النمط الخطي الانتقال إلى النمط المختلط الانتقال إلى النمط الموضوعي

مستخدمين موجودين حالياً يشاهدون الموضوع: 1 (0 أعضاء و1 ضيوف)