?Why, why, why



?Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on Start?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, You
turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why are apartments called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
Why are buildings called buildings when they are already built?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Why have you bothered reading this when you know its a load of crap!!
Then WHY TO CARE have a nice week end >