A young Lebanese guy moves to Montréal and goes to a big department store
looking for a job. The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home". Well, the manager liked the
young man, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down
after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice.
If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for
him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. you get the idea?" "Of course," the
young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did
you make

today?" The kid says, "One" The manager groans, "Just one? Our sales
people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The
kid says, " $101237.64." The manager exclaims, "What? $ 101,237.64? What
did you sell him?" The kid, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I
sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris
Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I Took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero." The
manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you
sold him a boat and truck?!" The kid, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy
a box of Always Ultra for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's
already fucked up, you might as well go fishing."

No One Can Defeat His Fate

No Justice Is Above God Justice !!!

كثيرون يؤمنون بالحقيقة, وقليلون ينطقون بها

ليعلم العالم أننا لن نموت على فراشنا,ولن نموت خونة, بل أننا نموت موت الأبطال والشرفاء ونحيا حياة الشهداء والعظماء ولن نخاف أحداً وسنبقى نقاوم الشر المطلق

داود داود
الصرفند 1983

لا يعرف الحزن إلا كل من عشقا
وليس من قال إني عاشق صادقا