Hello
I got new mail today
was sooo funny
it makes me laugh
so i am going to share it with you
readyyyy

It is about abou el 3abd, I will translate some of the sentence< so you understand



Abou El Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in English about any interesting encounter that happened recently with him.
So he wrote in a classical translation from Arabic to English:

From some 2 months 3 -I recognized a girl in the tooth of the elephant.(sen el fil) She was other look and like the moon! Burn her religion(ye7re2 dina)what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited me on the lunch I asked her "what you kitchenized?"(shou teibkha) She said "some of his mother's yoghurt on the walking"(shwayyet laban emmo 3al meishi) I liked her project and before I arrived to her, I went to the Milker(al 7allab) and bought some" lady's arms"(znoud l sett) and some "eat and say thank you"(kol w shkor) She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome(l 7elo) in my hand she said "yiiiii! your hands be safe why torture yourself my uncle?" While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said "not your entry" I knew straight he wanted to problemize it(baddo ymashkela) He said "my eye on you and on him, I will count God not create you!"(be7sob alla ma khala2ik) I said "look, my head does not carry me break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave the sea(ballet l ba7er) and bleach from my face now!" The man felt on his blood(7ass 3a dammo) and left the room. In the truth, he poisoned my body(sammalei badanei) very much. But the girl gave breakfast to my nerves(rawwa2et a3sabi) She said "don't carry worry, my life don't carry worry put your hands in cold water" I told her "like my foot,(metel ejrei) tell me, are you empty tonight?" She said "yes, I emptify myself for you". I told her "thank you my love, you are very digestible(mahdoumei)

Allah 3ala Abo El 3abed and his funny jokes

You made me laugh until I hurt my cheeks and stomach

Thanx for you and for the one who sent you such cool mail

Have a nice time hon

looooooooooooooool
That was so funny
well , sometimes we need to laugh till nobody knows when
hahahaha
Thanks alot
Have a funny and great day