My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until your father gets home

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when we get home

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me

My Mother taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why

&

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job


My Mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up

My Mother taught me about SEX
"How do you think you got here

My Mother taught me about GENETICS
"You're just like your father

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Do you think you were born in a barn

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE
"When you get to be my age, you will understand

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week

My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident

My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper


My mother taught me about WEATHER
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION"Stop acting like your father

My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do

Dear Leen
No one can deny the role of the
mother in teaching her children.
The things you have mentioned are so marvalous
But I do believe that the father teaches many
good things.
Thank you

The greatest human in the world
The mother
any mother who cares, teaches and loves
Thank you so much for this great sharin dear
Be safe