never make a woman angry

mrayedy · 03-04-2008

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.
While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you."

When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?"

"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.

Which word?" the woman asked. "Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.

While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?"

"Oh, I've been doing pretty! well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?"

"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.

"Which word ?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia! ."

Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be H3ll to pay later.

**قيصر لبنان** · 03-04-2008

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT WAS BAD

THANKS A LOT

تحياتي

Angelic-Vampire · 03-05-2008

Loooooooooooooooool
Funny N Bad
I really enjoyed readin this topic
n you're right
NEVER EVER try to make a woman angry at you its for your own good
hahahahahahahaha
Be safe

‘‘‘المايسترو‘‘‘ · 03-17-2008

HHHHHHHHHHHH
thank you for this advice

أنـ الروح ـين · 04-04-2008

lol
tchikislovakia
inaa kaydana 3azim

thank you for sharing

03-04-2008	#1
mrayedy «©»عاشق مبتدئ«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Aug 2006 المشاركات: 168	never make a woman angry A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you ! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place ! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been ?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty! well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And, my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer. How do I get in ?" "You have to spell a word," the woman told him. "Which word ?" her husband asked. "Czechoslovakia! ." Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry ... there'll be H3ll to pay later. __________________

03-04-2008	#2
قيصر لبنان القيصر تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: في قلب لبنان المشاركات: 31,840	HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT WAS BAD THANKS A LOT تحياتي __________________ ويل لامة تكثر فيها الطوائف وتخلو من الدين ويل لامة تلبس مما لا تنسج ، وتأكل مما لا تزرع، وتشرب مما لا تعصر ويل لامة تحسب المستبد بطلا"، وترى الفاتح المذل رحيما" ويل لامة تستقبل حاكمها بالتطبيل وتودعه بالصفير، لتستقبل اخر بالتطبيل والتزمير ويل لامة مقسمة الى اجزاء وكل جزء يحسب نفسه أمة جبران خليل جبران كتاب النبي لجبران خليل جبران ::::::: موضوع متجدد "متحف عطر الزنبق وساحرها للبطاقات الرومانسية" ( موضوع متجدد )

03-17-2008	#4
‘‘‘المايسترو‘‘‘ «©»عاشق مبتدئ«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2008 محل السكن: دمشق المشاركات: 159	HHHHHHHHHHHH thank you for this advice __________________ احلى خفت دم بالعالم حبيبت قلبي ننوسه

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