Humor Vacation

سيدراا · 02-02-2008

" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke

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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black
Customer: What other colors do you have

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case

You will see, I won't be of much help anyway

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Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either

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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you

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Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me
Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything
Son: That's why I say she's no good

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Wasiim_Beirut · 02-02-2008

Hehehehehhehehehhe

very funny Cedrus

I like this one
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

happy weekend sweety

Angelic-Vampire · 02-02-2008

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I really enjoyed readin what you've posted hun
Thank you for this nice sharin
Be safe
And waitin for more

**قيصر لبنان** · 02-02-2008

I Liked all of them

Thanks a lot

تحياتي

**دمــ ع ــة قــ م ــر** · 02-03-2008

hhhhhhhhhhh

they're all so funny
Thanx Cedra and witing for more

دمعة قمر

02-02-2008	#1
سيدراا «©»عاشق مميز«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Dec 2006 المشاركات: 1,233	Humor Vacation " Laughter is an instant vacation" --Merlin Berke ********** * Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ********** * Waiter: Would you like your coffee black Customer: What other colors do you have ********** * Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case You will see, I won't be of much help anyway ********** * Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it ********** * Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either ********** * Diner: You'll drive me to my grave Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you ********** * Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me ********** * Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it ********** * Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything Son: That's why I say she's no good ********** * __________________

02-02-2008	#2
Wasiim_Beirut «©»عاشق نشيط جدا«©» تاريخ الانضمام: Jul 2006 المشاركات: 874	Hehehehehhehehehhe very funny Cedrus I like this one Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh happy weekend sweety __________________ I hold it true, whate'er befall I feel it, when I sorrow most 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all Alfred Tennyson - 1850 قوم فوت نام وصير حلام انو بلدنا صارت بلد

02-02-2008	#4
قيصر لبنان القيصر تاريخ الانضمام: Feb 2006 محل السكن: في قلب لبنان المشاركات: 31,840	I Liked all of them Thanks a lot تحياتي __________________ ويل لامة تكثر فيها الطوائف وتخلو من الدين ويل لامة تلبس مما لا تنسج ، وتأكل مما لا تزرع، وتشرب مما لا تعصر ويل لامة تحسب المستبد بطلا"، وترى الفاتح المذل رحيما" ويل لامة تستقبل حاكمها بالتطبيل وتودعه بالصفير، لتستقبل اخر بالتطبيل والتزمير ويل لامة مقسمة الى اجزاء وكل جزء يحسب نفسه أمة جبران خليل جبران كتاب النبي لجبران خليل جبران ::::::: موضوع متجدد "متحف عطر الزنبق وساحرها للبطاقات الرومانسية" ( موضوع متجدد )

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