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It had no guts...

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How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

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What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
Ouch...
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How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope...
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What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
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What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
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What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
Halloweenies...

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What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
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What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

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What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
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What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
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What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

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What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
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What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
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What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
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Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...
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What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
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What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

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What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
Ghost toasties with evaporated milk. (Thanks to Bobbi)
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What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...

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What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
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What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
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What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
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What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...

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Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
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What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...

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Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
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Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...

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Did you hear about the cannibal boy that was 8 before he was 7?
hehehehe... (Thanks to Raoul)

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher...
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What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
The cold shoulder... (Thanks to Kelli)
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Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
hee hee...
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What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet... (Thanks to Annette)
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What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick...
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What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don't spook unless you are spooken to... (Thanks to Kyle)
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo...
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Why did the ghost pick his nose?
Because he had boogers... (Thanks to Pearline)
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boojeans... (Thanks to Amanda)
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Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on a coffinbreak...
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What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appétit... (Thanks to Calvin)
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What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady...
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Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
At bootiques...

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What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster...
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What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
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What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping booty...
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What kind of spirits serve food on a plane?
Airline ghostesses...
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What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...
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Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Because a dog was after its bones... (Thanks to Kirsty)
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How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...
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Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...

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Why was the witch's cat giggling?
Because it was a giggle puss... (Thanks to Sam)

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it's Halloween...
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What do you call a skeleton stone age family?
The Flintbones... (Thanks to Gareth)
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What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?... (Thanks to Quinn)
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What's the difference between a fisherman and a sick ghost?
One catches his dinner, the other one loses it...

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Did you hear about the new Dracula doll?
Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck...
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What did the t.v. news reporter say to the ghost?
Everyone dead! Boos at 11...
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What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla... (Thanks to Hazel)
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Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
Because it has boogers... (Thanks to Sassy)
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What did the three vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light... (Thanks to ****ly)
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How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
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What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Coffindrops...

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What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...

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KeYLoGeR nice jokes
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