Construction Terminology

fantazy girl · 11-28-2007

CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY

Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month

Construction Manager : is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month

Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is in the budget ( and if it saves money to adopt )
Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.

Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby

Design Engineers : are still figuring out how to produce a baby

Procurement Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources

******** Control Team : thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just ******** 9 months.

Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Site Engineers : don't care...they just want the woman

Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be his Father

Angelic-Vampire · 11-28-2007

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fantazy girl · 11-28-2007

thanx sweety 4 u replay

ur welcome dear

**لين** · 11-28-2007

LooooooooooooooooooL

So funny dear fanta

I enjoyed reading this

It's a kind of madness to think this way

Thank you for the sharin

Regards

fantazy girl · 11-29-2007

ur welcome sweety

thanx 4 ur nice replay

11-28-2007	#1
fantazy girl بحر الخيال تاريخ الانضمام: Apr 2004 محل السكن: لبيروت ... من قلبي سلام المشاركات: 8,152	Construction Terminology CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month Construction Manager : is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is in the budget ( and if it saves money to adopt ) Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available. Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby Design Engineers : are still figuring out how to produce a baby Procurement Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources ****** Control Team : thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just ****** 9 months. Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. Site Engineers : don't care...they just want the woman Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be his Father __________________

11-28-2007	#3
fantazy girl بحر الخيال تاريخ الانضمام: Apr 2004 محل السكن: لبيروت ... من قلبي سلام المشاركات: 8,152	thanx sweety 4 u replay ur welcome dear __________________

11-28-2007	#4
لين مشرفة العام واللغات تاريخ الانضمام: Mar 2007 محل السكن: Lebanon المشاركات: 5,992	LooooooooooooooooooL So funny dear fanta I enjoyed reading this It's a kind of madness to think this way Thank you for the sharin Regards __________________ يا حبيبتنا بيروت شو صاير بالدني بيروت يا بيروت دخلك لا تنحني

11-29-2007	#5
fantazy girl بحر الخيال تاريخ الانضمام: Apr 2004 محل السكن: لبيروت ... من قلبي سلام المشاركات: 8,152	ur welcome sweety thanx 4 ur nice replay __________________

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