Doctor:
A Person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculaine power is defeated by feminine power.

Rumor:
News that travels more than the speed of sound.

Dictionary:
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Marriage:
It`s as agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and women gains her master.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of this straight.

Optimist:
A person who starts taking batl if he accidentally falls into a river.

Diplomat:
A person tells you to go to hell in such a way that you can actually look forward to the trip.

ETC...:
A sign to make others believe that you know more that you actually do.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.