~*~Types Of Girls~*~




HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER



RAM GIRLS:

she forget about you, the moment you turn her off



WINDOWS GIRLS:

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live

without her.



SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun



INTERNET GIRLS:

Difficult to access



SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.



MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

She make horrible things look beautiful



CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.



EMAIL GIRLS:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense


VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything...