11-28-2007
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مشرفة العام واللغات
تاريخ الانضمام: Mar 2007
محل السكن: Lebanon
المشاركات: 6,724
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!!!!Wet..And Dry
Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled Jim out
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he
now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary
the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good
news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump
in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained
your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom
"I am so sorry that he's dead." Mary replied, "He didn't hang
himself, I put him there to dry

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