CONSTRUCTION TERMINOLOGY

Project Manager : is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month

Construction Manager : is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month

Contract manager : is one who asks if the baby is in the budget ( and if it saves money to adopt )
Project Engineer : is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby if no man and woman are available.

Section Engineer : is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby

Design Engineers : are still figuring out how to produce a baby


Procurement Team : thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources


******** Control Team : thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered they'll just ******** 9 months.

Quality Auditor : is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Site Engineers : don't care...they just want the woman


Client : is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


QUANTITY SURVEYOR : is the one who wait for the baby to be delivered, so that they can make claim to be his Father