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To Be A Lebanese!!!!!
Top 18 List Why It's GREAT To Be A Lebanese
18. They go in to the " Casino of Lebanon " with a large sum of money,
but unfortunately, after few minutes they don't have
even a pence to go back to their home !!!!...
17. Humors is a Lebanese Traditions!!!...
16. They are the best bulls hitters.
15. Ski in the winter, swim in the summer, get stuck in traffic
all year round!!!...
14. We get to have a civil war once every 30 years, just in time
when it gets boring.
13. Fairouz! ( A famous singer ).
12. We are everything: Lebanese? Arab? Phoenician? Greek? Martian?
11. Who Says Beverly Hills is expensive? We have Kaslik, Verdun
and Solidere.
10. Officially -------> "Old Mercedes Retirement Home".
9. Hommos! Tabbouli! Baba Ghannouj! Oh... and Almaza!
8. Abu El - Abed jokes, and Hmassneh Jokes....!
7. We do not love all our neighbors, but they love us.
6. Cell Phones 'R' Us!!!
5. Phrases like " To2borneh Inshallah ", " Shou fi ma fi " and
" Hi...Keifak?... Ca Va?" , " Ya Habibi shou hayda...!"
4. More is better philosophy
(Top 10?!!! Why "Habibi"?! Top 16 is better!! ).
3. Honest politicians (Oxymoron).
2. We love to live. We live to love.
And the # 1 reason Why It's GREAT To Be A Lebanese:
1. 18 religions, 3 languages, 2 forms of currency and 1 great people!
What Lebanese people don't need to worry about??..
1. You do not need to care about defending your country,
Syrians are handling the task...
2. You do not need to worry about having some silly TV channels,
Arabs are still watching...
3. You do not need to worry about choosing a president for your
country, Syrian president will do it for you...
4.You do not need to learn much about car brands ... Mercedes
and BMW are still the Lebanese only choice...
5. You do not need to take Viagra, a walk through Verdun or Hamra or Ma3ameltein
street will give you the same effect...
6. You do not need to worry about passing away early,
Sabah ( A very very old singer who looks like a Christmas tree)
is still Alive!!!...
7. Finally, you do not need to convince people that you are
a good Lebanese; your neighbors will reveal the difference...
Hope you learned you lesson and know why you should be very
proud to be a LEBANESE...
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