A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their
sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"! Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It
said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for
her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week
after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans" Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack:
"Extra Long. King Size" . She was again slightly embarrassed but
still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon
in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by
and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African
Airways" Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the
pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA. The ad
said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."